Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Chicken part 2: Electric Coo-Coo-Katchoo

Last post I went on a bit of a rant about boneless skinless chicken breast, and had some very choice words for several daytime food network hosts. Well I am happy to say that the rant continues!

If you are buying boneless skinless chicken breasts then you are basically saying that you don't love your family, and rather than spend money on them you would like to flush it all down the toilet.

I buy whole chicken at 89 cents per pound at the grocery store. Even if you buy bone-in, skin on-thighs, it will cost you nearly twice as much, boneless skinless breasts cost over 3 times as much, and that's the store brand! The brand name “premium” chicken tenders cost $5.39 per pound, that's six times as much!

I cook an - approximately - 5lb chicken once a week. That works out to between $4 and $5 ever week, so lets say (for simplicity) $4.50 times 52 weeks in a year and that works out to an annual chicken budget of $234.00. If I was cooking the “premium” brand chicken tenders that works out to $1401.40 per year; and if I'm going to spend that much on meat, I'm going to upgrade to something that goes “moo.”

Maybe you don't want to cook your chicken whole, I don't blame you. Cooking a chicken whole does yield (in my opinion) the best flavor, however it does take a fairly long time and can be frustrating. You obviously want to save money, but you might want to save some time as well. Here is the solution; even if you don't cook whole, always buy whole.

And prepare to get your hands dirty.

To begin dismantling your chicken; grasp the drumstick firmly in your hand and begin to cut the skin connecting the thigh to the rest of the carcass. Once you have done this, put your hands underneath the hips and feel for the joint connecting the leg. Push upward on the joint while pulling downward on the leg until you hear a sickening “pop!” and then you may proceed to cut the leg away from the body. Repeat on the other side.

Once your bird looks like this, turn your attention to the wings. Similar procedure; just pop them out of joint and cut them away, no need to be super precise.

Now that the bird looks like this, turn your attention to a set of kitchen shears and – if you are disturbed by the sounds of bones cracking – some ear plugs, because this is the part where it goes a bit Dexter. Use your shears to cut from the back of the ribs, up to the wish-bone, underneath the wing-joint. Once the breasts are separated from the spine, use the shears again to cut down the keel bone and when you are done it should look like this:

Hungry yet?

Good. Because I want to take my money saving point even farther. I bought this chicken and enough vegetables to make a meal for just over $12, but I'm not going to make a meal out of it. I'm going to make 3.

First I seared and roasted the chicken, like this:
Or like this if you're not into food that looks like a spider:

And we ate both legs and half a breast. So the next day, I took the spine and both wings to make stock, which looks like this:

(Tip for making stock; you could make 2 quarts of stock out of one chicken spine and 2 wings and a handful of vegetables, OR you could walk away to go help a friend with a project, get horribly injured, pack your wound with cayenne pepper and go to Redimed; where you will spend several hours waiting to be treated in a supply closet by people who don't understand how health insurance works only to come home -hours later- to find 1 quart of perfect, clear, rich, beautifully reduced chicken stock. Either way, its cool.)

Finally, the day after that, I made soup using everything that was left of the chicken and vegetables I bought 3 days previously.

That soup will make 4 meals for me, but I didn't want to brag and say I could make 5 meals for $12, so I'll eat 2 servings and freeze the rest for a time when I'm hungry and lazy and not desperate to make content for my food blog.

Join us next week when we save even more money by slaughtering our own chicken!

TL;DNR? Have it shouted at you on Twitter.
Image Credit: good pictures by Thomas Seabold and Aisha Malik-Seabold, bad pictures by Colin Gray.

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